“ You can’t upload love, you can’t download time, you can’t Google all of life’s answers.
We don't have all the time in the world.
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.
~ Sunday, July 17 ~
guy: Want to go out?
girl: I have a boyfriend.
guy: I have a math test tomorrow.
girl: And?
guy: Sorry i thought we were naming things we could cheat on.
Boy and girl just had sex.
Girl: Ever met someone as hot as me in bed?
Boy: Uhmm…Yeah just the one.
Girl: Ohh… :(
Boy: Yeah she’s got the same hair colour.
Girl: …
Boy: Same surname. Lives at this address. Looks a lot like you!
Girl: Awwww…That’s so sw..
Boy: Yeah your mum’s awesome!!
~ Saturday, July 16 ~
~ Tuesday, July 5 ~
~ Sunday, July 3 ~
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